Bad Circulation

Hate mail, complaints, and grievances from your #1 local news source

I’m not sure if it’s morning or afternoon. I guess it’s afternoon.

There’s a bee’s nest in the box. I’m allergic - are they going to pay my medical bills if I get stung?

When I called the first time I spoke with a gentleman in circulation and told him that the paper delivery person was speeding in the park. Really speeding……many complaints from residents and his bright blue truck is extremely noisy. I said, at the time, that I had called the [REDACTED] police and given them his plate number and that if he continued to speed here I would, as the president of the park, have a no-trespass warrant taken out on him and he wouldn’t be allowed to come into this park anymore.

I’ll leave it in your hands to hopefully take this guy away. There are just some people in this world that I wish would go away.

I need the paper for the obituaries. When you’re my age, everyone is dying.

Who died, who got killed, who got murdered, who got raped. That’s the news.

I don’t have a computer.

Do you watch television? How do you know what’s on?